yesterday elvish, today english

bandy, get married now. u r perfect.

if u look like kili, plz contact me. i'll marry you.

also if u bought me cappuccino or battery, i'll marry you.
cigarettes are fine too.
don't even care how poopface u look.

treat me well and i'll bring breakfast to you in bed every sunday.
(if u are hobbit, i'll bring it twice during the morning)

i am so hot you know.

i guess i speak better elvish than english.